The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to divide by 0

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!