The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Super-slowness

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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blindness

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The power to be powerless

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!