The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to plank

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to pee any color

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to be blind

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!