The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!