The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to clean

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to die at will

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The power to repel women.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!