The power to be pointless!

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The power to go suicide

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!