The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to herd cats

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to pee any color

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be blind

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!