the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to plank

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!