The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make cats burp.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to die when you die

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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ikawlhan forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!