The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!