- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to become black.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

They power to be able to make meth.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

Pointless Super Powers