the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to science.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to get in the van

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the power to like mass effect 3

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!