the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!