the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to explode on the moon

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!