The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to explode on the moon

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to die at will

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!