The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to read something without looking at it

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A healing punch

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!