The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!