The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

the power to jerk off

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to sh*t bricks

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!