The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to shed hair

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!