the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to like any show

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!