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Immunity to medication
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The power to die
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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the immunity of death unless youre about to die
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The power to make people work and read ????
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The Power to Read really Small Words
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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.
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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.
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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.
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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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the power to have an idea..
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the power to glow in the dark during the day.
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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!