The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!