The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to shit bricks

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power to eat through your but

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to die

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!