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power to blow up your own head only once,
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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.
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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.
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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded
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The ability to smell shit from miles away.
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The ability to find a squirrels nuts
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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets
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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.
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The power to see into the present
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The ability to like this post
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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....
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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk
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the power to summon fire with a lighter
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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.
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The power of making toast land butter-side up
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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing
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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.
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The power to see the future but through a straw.
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The ability to part...hair.
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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.
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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink
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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget
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The power of reading your own mind.
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The power to get your comment 1st
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!