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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.
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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground
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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.
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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room
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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble
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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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The power to fly but only when your in space.
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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!
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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded
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The ability to smell shit from miles away.
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The ability to find a squirrels nuts
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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets
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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.
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The power to see into the present
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The ability to like this post
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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....
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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk
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the power to summon fire with a lighter
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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.
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The power of making toast land butter-side up
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!