The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!