The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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make youself dumb

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!