The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to fail

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!