the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!