The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Super-slowness

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The power to smell poo...

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power of words

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to look TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!