The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to breathe

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Taekwondo

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The power drown in water

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!