The power to breathe

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to write a country song

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to lick your balls.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!