The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!