The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Stop clapping

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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qtiopihvk

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The power to see air

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Being a freemason

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!