the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to in power your self

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!