The power to speak in cursive

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!