The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!