The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to ride a bike

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!