The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!