The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to digest any food easily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!