the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to see through windows

The power to make dad jokes.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to see through air

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!