the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to exist

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to die at will.

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The power to poke

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!