The power to science.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to see forever

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the ability to smell sounds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!