The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!