The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to not exist.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!