the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!