pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to predict the present

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the power to die at will

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!