The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to not finish your

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!