The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!