the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to not finish your

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!