The power to laugh while laughing.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to snore.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!