Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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captain obvious

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!