the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to poke

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to clean

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!