Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Third armpit.

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The power to bleed

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!