the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Third armpit.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!