The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to poke

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to see the present.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to herd cats

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!