TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to see the present.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!