The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power to sneeze scissors

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The power to do nothing/

The power to have a black president

Tits for a guy.

the power to kill yourself at will

the power to pee on command

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!