the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!