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The power to die at will.
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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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The power to be dead
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levi Hahne is gay
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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage
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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.
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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.
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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO
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the power to get struck by lightning at will.
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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.
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The power to shrink tits by touching them.
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.
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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless
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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.
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To call me maybe
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The power to melt ice into hot ice
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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.
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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!