The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to be dead

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to die at will.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!