the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to troll.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!